subjuggulation:

wingedbeastie:

clorinspats:

so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when

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okay wtf they can’t be serious

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they’re serious

@ebbywaffle

well i just found my new source for everything

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

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sasukev:

all naruto the last movie sketches !

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Wood Golem Jutsu

Wood Golem Jutsu

(Source: lxnk)

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goonburg:

PICTURE TAKING BY INSTAGRAM @LoyalDuce

goonburg:

PICTURE TAKING BY INSTAGRAM @LoyalDuce

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Just bought a new car, can’t wait to add some flavor to her!

All I want is for someone to care….

foodnetwork:

Recipe of the Day: Bobby’s Grilled Shrimp Scampi He adds a smoky flavor to classic lemon-butter scampi by grilling the shrimp.

foodnetwork:

Recipe of the Day: Bobby’s Grilled Shrimp Scampi

He adds a smoky flavor to classic lemon-butter scampi by grilling the shrimp.

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